This abomination looks like if it could talk, it would only scream in agony.
UnahzaalRochabarth
look like someone chewed it up, swallowed and promptly spat it out
curlyquinn02
Looks like a monster from an obscure Japanese horror film
BarristanSelfie
I’m sorry; is that an egg?
Gtraz68
NO
reddqueen33
The pizza has an upset stomach.
SaltyCar8132
FleshyPartOfThePin
I sentence you to shove that pizza up your flaccid ass
Ok_Donkey210
Is the pizza in the room with us *right now*
SaltyCar8132
Is it pizza???
MBTheGinger
I’m not sure if we can call this a pizza crime, for the simple fact that it’s such a massacre that it’s hard to determine whether it should even qualify as pizza.
No-Blueberry-1823
Huh
Salesman214
Two face
SamanathaTheGreat
Not guilty by reason of mental disease or defect.
Sortanotperfect
Not kidding, I glanced at this initially and thought it was roadkill. Guilty
Funny_Collection8362
Give them the chair, no way back from that one
Buckabuckaw
Why are we seeing so many “pizzas” with asymmetric crusts
Not that that’s the main problem here, but it seems like we’re seeing a lot of misshapen crusts
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Bold of you to call this pizza.
This abomination looks like if it could talk, it would only scream in agony.
look like someone chewed it up, swallowed and promptly spat it out
Looks like a monster from an obscure Japanese horror film
I’m sorry; is that an egg?
NO
The pizza has an upset stomach.
I sentence you to shove that pizza up your flaccid ass
Is the pizza in the room with us *right now*
Is it pizza???
I’m not sure if we can call this a pizza crime, for the simple fact that it’s such a massacre that it’s hard to determine whether it should even qualify as pizza.
Huh
Two face
Not guilty by reason of mental disease or defect.
Not kidding, I glanced at this initially and thought it was roadkill. Guilty
Give them the chair, no way back from that one
Why are we seeing so many “pizzas” with asymmetric crusts
Not that that’s the main problem here, but it seems like we’re seeing a lot of misshapen crusts